My favourite bits about this scandal:

Hey you've swapped your tin foil hat with your bigot one. What's with that?

She does

Perhaps she should've brought her heart and soul and great joy up with more care and more respect for women than he has shown so far.

do you have it coming to you? if you continually post this rubbish, do PEOPLE have the right to beat you down because you provoked it?

How have I ever managed to get laid?!?!?!

Yes to both. I used to eat the cadbury velvet straight from the tin.

Stuff models. We need to be nicer to women. That's that.

(I'm aware male models exist)

my boyfriend does this all the time. when i tell him my (once broken) leg is stiff and therefore it's going to rain he looks at me like i'm insane. but the weather report is for fine! he'll exclaim.

then calls me a witch when it pisses down later.