Concerning when a Dr doesnt quite know how DNA works? They share 100% DNA from mother, but presumably have different fathers which makes them more like brothers than cousins? 

"needs to throw their entire world over for middle-aged men with scalable mountains of high-end baggage" ....I am aspiring middle class, so my soon to be paraphrasing of this new favourite sentence will include just baggage, nothing much high end, and in fact one early post divorce contender for my heart who would pack for overnight in a supermarket bag..  love it Holly.. 

this is the saddest thing ... I'm so spectacularly sorry for these families