It’s Sunday night and we’ve decided that this week, unlike last week and precisely every week before it, things will be different.
Because as a terrible quote on Instagram once said: tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.
You see, as human beings, we are chaos. Everywhere we go we bring a dark cloud of disorder with us, arriving late, forgetting things, not being organised and being fundamentally confused about what we’re meant to be doing or where we’re meant to be at any given moment.
Being two grown women with actual jobs, this can be an… issue.