It’s a Royal Scandal of the Ginger-iest shade.
We’re not sure if you’ve heard, but famous Royal People Kate and Wills had a baby 2 weeks ago. This is probably brand new information to everyone.
Despite only being 11 days old, Princess Charlotte (who already has her own Wikipedia page because she’s that small of a deal) is already the source of the biggest controversy to hit the Royal Family since Prince Philip said things.
There are whispers that Princess Charlotte’s hiding Ginger locks under that bonnet:
We know. It’s huge.
If this shocking revelation is in fact true, there are certain assumptions that have to be made.
1) She’s going to be naughty like Prince Harry
Princess Charlotte, promise to think twice before wearing potential Anti-Semitic costumes to a fancy dress party, OK?
2) Prince Charles is the real dad of Harry and there’s a redhead gene in the family
I guess all those rumours about Princess Diana sleeping with a mysterious attractive red-head to produce Prince Harry’s ginger locks were wrong then…
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OR, ANOTHER CONSPIRACY THEORY:
3) Kate slept with Harry, Harry’s dad is still not Prince Charles
In our minds, a far more entertaining explanation. And therefore (according to us) the most likely to be fact.
We’re onto you, Royals.
Top Comments
Have you seen Harry's cousins Beatrice and Eugenie ? They are redheads. Anyone who paid even the slightest bit of attention in high school biology can tell you that the redhead gene is recessive, you need a gene from each of your parents. But neither of your parents have to actually have red hair to have, and pass on, a red hair gene. So what does this tell us? The Windsors have a recessive red hair gene that at least Charles and Andrew have. William may well have the gene, Harry has two which is why he has red hair! Also Harry looks exactly like Prince Phillip.
Oh can we get over the whole who's Harry's dad thing? The Spencer family (aka Diana's) are redheads, so isn't it possible that that is where Harry got his locks from?