It’s fair to say Prince Harry has a type. If you lined his previous girlfriends up, you’d be forgiven for thinking you were looking at the results of a blonde cloning experiment.
His last two loves, Cressida Bonas and Chelsea Davy, are virtually interchangeable. (Obviously, they have delightful, separate personalities and brains and all of that – but to look at? The. Same.)
Here’s Chelsy.
And here’s Cressida.
So it is with some genuine shock that we bring you this news.
Prince Harry is now dating a brunette.
A BRUNETTE.
Her name is Camilla Thurlow, she was once a beauty queen, and as we have mentioned, girlfriend got brown hair.
In light of this brown hair situation, a lot of people in the gossip-writing world have declared that Harry is now dating a Kate and/or Pippa Middleton lookalike.
Whatever, she looks lovely. Apparently she and the naughtiest prince in all the land were spotted making out at a nightclub — which, if Princess Mary and her Frederick story is anything to by, is how all good royal romances should begin.
While we’re here, have a look at Prince Harry just Prince-ing around the place:
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Grew up reading so many stories about how he's not Charles, isn't good lucking etc... Pffft!! look at the pics now
Well written and funny - thanks for the giggle!