Prince Harry is leaving Australia, but is almost fully one of us.

It’s been great, Haz.

Some think the biggest news in the British Royal Family this week is the birth of a tiny female.

But everyone is wrong. In news that has surely stopped the nation, it has been revealed that today is Prince Harry‘s last in Australia after his stint working with the Defence Force.

We’re not angry at you leaving us so soon Harry. Just disappointed.

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Mostly we’re disappointed in all the wonderful Aussie-as things that Harry may now miss out on. Although he was reportedly spotted purchasing a banh mi Vietnamese pork roll for breakfast (so bloody ‘Strayan),we have a few suggestions as to how he can seal the deal to becoming fully Aussie in his few short hours left in our “land down unda”.

1. Drink from a goon sack

We’re talking straight from it. We’ve all been there. And so too shall Haz (we suspect he might have knocked this one off).

Classy.

2. Have a South Melbourne dim sim

Just a whiff of these and you are already referring to flip-flops as thongs.

3. Go to Harry’s Cafe De Wheels and eat a dirty street pie.

In fact, start with watching The Bachelor, then we’ll talk.

Related: The Bachelor Review by Rosie Waterland.

4. Try to make a pavlova from scratch, fail miserably, and just buy one from Coles

What is this wizardry that is needed to make that delightful dessert??

5. Buy a kebab at 3am

Then immediately regret your decision.

6. Sing Khe Sanh really loudly and out of tune in a pub at 2am.

“Yeah the last plane out of Sydney’s almost gone. Something something something last plane out of Sydney’s almost gooooooooone.”

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7. The Bridge Climb

It’s a goddamn icon Harry.

8. Skol a beer with Tones

Don’t worry, you’ll win.

9. Eat an onion with Tony.

Skin on. Yeah, sorry.

10. Fall in love with an Aussie girl at a pub

Come on, Haz. Why didn’t you tick that one off.

This post about Prince Harry has not had enough photos of our him, we know. To rectify this, enjoy perusing Haz’ appearance today at the Sydney Opera House AND as an itty bitty baby.

Over to you. How do you think the Prince can become a fair-dinkum Australian?