There are some very strange, albeit rare ways, in which you can fall pregnant. I’ve known this my entire life, way before we broke the news this week about the woman who fell pregnant as a result of anal sex.
My education about the strange ways in which we can become pregnant began in high school, courtesy of a religion teacher who was tasked with teaching us all about the birds and the bees.
“A woman once fell pregnant by having a bath after her husband had used the bath,” he said, explaining that a man had drawn himself a bath, masturbated, drained the bath and then his wife had filled the bath up for herself, without giving it a thorough rinsing, and managed to fall pregnant.
I have no idea if the story is true but he taught science as well as religion so I believed him. And since reading the anal sex story (how amazing was that?) I feel even more certain that it is true.
Maybe he was trying to highlight the fact that even the most innocent of actions could lead to teen pregnancy and we should probably avoid all physical contact with the opposite sex, just in case?
And sex. We should definitely avoid sex.