If you've been in lockdown and sashaying about at home for the last 18 months, doing four face masks a day, getting an extra hour of sleep, enjoying not wearing a slick of makeup - please have a sit.
We need to talk.
Because as we rear our little heads out of our WFH hidey-hole and back out into the real world, you might find yourself returning to the old daily commute.
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Over the past couple of months, companies have welcomed their employees back into the office - anywhere from a couple of days a week, to the full shebang.
While this is a very good thing for many reasons (people! Talking! Real chairs! Woolies birthday cakes!), it also means hopping back on a bus/train/listening to someone talk really loud on their phone on the tram - all that fun s**t.
And while most of us will simply just be missing the luxuries of moseying over from our bed to the 'office' (sofa), can we please think about our poor face for a minute?
It's had like two years of utter bliss. Unnecessary daily pampering. Less makeup. No incidental sun exposure. Like, zero pollution.