It was in an antenatal class that a midwife used the term “surfboard” to describe the sanitary pads she suggested we pack in our hospital bag.
A room full of nervous expectant mothers glanced around at each other. A pad the size of a surfboard? What the hell was going to happen to us after birth, and why hadn’t anyone mentioned this earlier?
A couple of weeks later as I was shopping for last minute baby stuff with my sister-in-law, I chucked a bag of maternity pads in my shopping basket.
My childfree sister-in-law laughed and threw in four more packets. She told me that her best friend had bled for six weeks after her baby was born.
How, HOW had I gotten to 36 weeks pregnant before I learned that not only would I bleed so much I would require surfboards in my undies, but that I would bleed for six weeks?
Like most stuff to do with birth and matters related to lady gardens, it’s still all kept quiet and hidden away despite the fact that it’s 2016.
And that’s why I am LOUDLY applauding blogger Amanda B from Every Child is a Blessing for sharing this “raw, stunning, messy, and freaking hilarious” photo on facebook.
“Nothing says welcome to motherhood like an adorable squishy baby, and a giant mom diaper,” she writes.
Ain’t that the truth.
And I’m not the only one applauding. The photo has been shared nearly 2000 times, and has over 17,000 likes on Facebook.
Australian blogger and photographer, Nami Clarke from Little Tsunami shared the photo on Instagram.
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The other thing is that your uterus keeps contracting after you give birth. This will very possibly hurt even more while breastfeeding, and very possibly gets worse with each child.
I wish someone had told me about those giant blood clot things some women get after birth. Two days after my first I started having cup loads of giant blood clots coming out of me (I thought I was dying)..... Not a single birth book I read mentioned those feral things!!