Things with Michael had been so deliciously sexual from the start.
And to be honest, I am entirely to blame.
It was during the sex banishment of lockdown one that I decided to give my dating apps an overhaul.
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Apparently while my friends were using the downtime of a global pandemic to move in together and pop out babies, I just wanted a good time.
Earth shattering sexual adventures to be more specific.
So I made a few changes and hey presto, I was officially "looking for fun."
I matched with Michael a few days later and things got dirty real fast. Before long he was telling me all about this girl he’d had a couple of threesomes with.
Then he sent me photos.
Six pictures of the most gorgeous blonde, each one sexier than the last.
In a final black-and-white image, she lay on her side, turned away from the camera – wearing just suspenders and stockings.
I’d always fantasied about being with another woman, and I was instantly turned on.
"Monika likes to watch," Michael added. "And I would definitely like to watch you two as well."