13 items of clothing you couldn't pay us to wear. (NSFW)

These pants are totally safe for work. Just don’t walk too close to your boss if you’re wearing them.

Or any person for that matter.

From a distance, there’s every chance the pants could be stamped with some kind of arty, cultural print. But if you look closely, you’ll notice they’re actually made up of tiny pictures of male genitals.

Yes, PENIS LEGGINGS.

(You can see them in the gallery below – and click through for close up)

The great news is that they only cost €119 (around $190 AUD), they’re available in women’s – and men’s – sizes, and are currently in stock.

We checked. BAR-GAIN.

Admittedly, it’s hard to top that but we’ve done our jolly best.

Take a look at this gallery of the 13 most bizarre fashion items (via oddee.com)