It’s a question as old as time – can you really break a penis during sex?
Megan Guildford, a 23-year-old woman from the UK, has shared her own, well, absolutely goddamn terrifying penis-breaking story with The Sun.
Guildford said she was having sex with her boyfriend, Adam Francis, when she heard a rip. Yep, a rip.
“Adam suddenly manoeuvred himself behind me and I arched my back – and suddenly heard this awful rip,” she told the publication.
“Shocked, I turned to look at Adam, who had let out a gut-wrenching howl. He’d gone white and jumped out of bed clutching his groin.
“Then we realised there was blood gushing from his penis.
“The place looked like a crime scene. Adam was lying naked on the floor and there was blood everywhere, including on my hands.”
They called the paramedics and Adam has since gone on to make a full recovery (although we’re pretty sure he’ll never cope with the sound of loud ripping noises ever again).
So can you really break a penis during sex and accidentally turn your apartment into a bloody crime scene? The short answer – yes and no.
We spoke to Dr Brad McKay, GP and former host of Embarrassing Bodies Down Under, to erm, bone up on our penis-breakin’ knowledge.
“We normally talk about fracturing a bone, but it is possible to fracture a ‘boner’,” he told Mamamia.
“You can generally fold a flaccid penis into any shape you like – it’s difficult to break – but if a stiff penis is bent hard enough, it’ll snap.”
Yep, snap.
Dr McKay went on to explain that an erect penis becomes firm when the muscles become engorged with blood. Pressure applied in the wrong direction can be strong enough to tear the muscle fibres and cause severe bleeding.
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