Most parents look forward to kids’ bedtimes with relief. Well, not anymore. Good parents don’t sleep, ever.
A new book has put a rocket under the butts of sleeping parents everywhere.
It’s 2am. You’ve just gone back to sleep after tucking your child in after they woke up crying.
FAIL!
It’s 4.32am. You’re fast asleep, dreaming of running down a beach towards your husband (Clive Owen).
FAIL!
The book’s called Twilight Parenting and this new, horrific, parenting style has been proposed by the audacious child psychologist (damn, we have to listen to her!), Suzanne Thomas. The book is called Parenting From Dusk ‘Til Dawn and it suggests that too much sleep is robbing us of valuable parent-child bonding time.
Don’t buy it. You’ll just cry. Let us share the highlights (lowlights) with you:
1. You should: Play with your kids in the middle of the night.
Forget the whole idea of not over-stimulating your children at night so they fall asleep and stay asleep. Instead, wind them up as much as possible by playing a game called Flashlight Scavenger Hunt. This game is best played at 1am when the house is really dark and quiet. Explore your home. There will be lots of giggles and hysteria. Done properly, your children will never sleep again, giving you an extra 12 hours each night to bond with your children.
2. Attempt cooking in the early AM, just like you used to do before having kids and after clubbing.Yes, parenting peeps, apparently cooking in the middle of the night is a good idea for good parents. You can whip up a batch of cookies and cupcakes! That way, if your children have fallen asleep on the floor after their borderline-insane mother tried to get them to play Flashlight Scavenger Hunt, they'll wake up knowing that instead of sleeping you stayed up baking for them. You love them more!