As I go into battle against my fussy eater daily, I feel a kinship with Madonna’s personal assistant.
There is only one thing to do when your child refuses to eat anything that you have made for them – keep your cool.
It’s what the professionals would do.
Because as our hard work and preparation is routinely thrown back in my face (or, more often, on the floor), by a pedantic 3-year-old, I imagine that this is what it’s like to work at the whim of one of the world’s most powerful dictators, or, let’s say – a megastar recording artist.
“That apple’s not organic. I can’t eat it.” (That’s Madonna)
“That biscuit is broken, I can’t eat.” (That’s my almost-3yo, Billy)
Listen to Holly and Andrew Daddo discuss fussy eaters, how to handle an overweight child, and confess their school holiday parenting nails and fails on This Glorious Mess, Mamamia’s parenting podcast (post continues after audio):
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“It’s hot, I can’t eat it.”
“It’s cold, I can’t eat it.”
“That vegetable is green, I can’t eat it.”
Top Comments
If my kids didn't want to eat something when they were little, the next time we had it, I refused to give it to them, while making a big fuss about how yummy it was and too good to be wasted. When they weren't allowed to have it and everyone else got it, they wanted it. I refused and refused until they voluntarily promised to eat it all and tell me how much they loved it. The other thing was, they weren't allowed to have something else.. Home is not a restaurant.. :)
You give them no options. Eat that, eat it now at this meal time because there is zero else later. Not a slice of bread, nothing. There is screaming, inevitably but then, like magic, you remember who it is that's in charge and who isn't and either they eat what you are giving them or they are super-hungry and you are entirely uninterested. It's called ''being the parent'' rather than, say, the indentured servant or the slavish acolyte. My 3 kids have likes and dislikes, same as the rest of us, and I clearly do not ever set out to give them food they don't like, a few ''really hate'' foods are fair enough, but this story of ''it's green I can't touch it'' and ''only if it's mac and cheese'' is crap.