16 signs you're definitely not a morning person.

There is one definitive way to determine whether or not you are a morning person.

Look at this picture:

If you

a) completely understand the need for 5 alarms

and

b) felt a chill down your spine when you saw 5 alarms before 7am

Then you are not a morning person. And if that’s you, then stay a while, you’re with friends who understand you.

But if you are one of them… Well,  then leave this post immediately. Seriously, LEAVE. We have no patience for your kind here, you smiling, infuriating creature of dawn.

Here’s 16 things all glorious night owls have in common:

Have fun watching TV until 2am!

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