IMPORTANT BACHIE NEWS: The Bachelor's Noni and The Bachelorette's Sam are TOGETHER.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

In news that will make every Bachelor fan’s heart freakin’ melt into a puddle of mush, two Bachie alums have declared their love for each other. With a smooching photo. On Valentine’s Day.

Holy guacamole.

It turns out Noni Janur (Ms Bacon Luva from Richie’s season of The Bachelor) and Sam Johnston (the denim wearin’ model dewd from Georgia Love’s season of The Bachelorette) have become the latest loved-up couple to emerge from our favourite reality TV franchise (apologies, Married At First Sight).

In an Instagram post on Tuesday night, Noni told her 49,000 followers the romantic news:

“Little did I know I was on the wrong show. But maybe I came out the winner after all. In this weird, crazy world somehow I got to meet you. Happy Valentine’s Day @samuelrjohnston”

Little did I know I was on the wrong show. But maybe I came out the winner after all. In this weird, crazy world somehow I got to meet you. Happy Valentine’s Day @samuelrjohnston ❤????

A post shared by Noni Janur ???? (@nonijanur) on Feb 13, 2017 at 11:58pm PST

Seriously. Be still my beating heart.

It really is the show that just keeps on givin’, isn’t it? And we all know who we have to thank for it.

Thank you, Osher Gunsberg. Thank you.