Oh, this is… grim.
It’s also something I never thought I’d be writing about in my entire life, but here we are.
It’s about porn. And property.
Not “property porn”, like perving on beautiful houses you’ll never be able to afford. (Though I guess it’s a similar sentiment… in a way).
No, there’s a whole new genre of porn that revolves around the plight of poor millennials and our never-ending struggle to climb the property ladder.
Yes, you read that correctly.
As reported by Vice, there’s a new porn genre called “PropertySex”, and it’s bringing a whole new meaning to the term ‘open inspection’.
It comprises of fictional tales of desperate tenants who trade sexual favours for a roof over their heads – touted as the “’90s pizza delivery boy fantasy” of our era.
In one video, a hopeful tenant who can’t afford her exorbitant bond commitment unbuttons her blouse and drops to her knees in front of her live-in landlord in an effort to… persuade… him.
…I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
It’s is a real thing that exists on the internet, people. You cannot make this stuff up.
Side note: I researched PropertySex on my work computer (wasn’t fired), and I must admit the tagline – “putting the home in homemade porn” – is brilliant. Credit where credit’s due.
Top Comments
"New porn"? lol. Just that website along has been going on for the best part of 3 years.
Porn has always been made that way for decades. The writers on this website take another loss for lack of credibility again. oh boy.
I hate to burst your bubble here, but this is not new. The whole ‘oops, I don’t have enough rent money, guess I’ll have to find some other way to pay’ is one of the oldest porn tropes in the book.
Yep, she must be living in an alternate reality if she hasn't heard of that one
Every generation likes to think they invented sex hey hahaha
No Way! I must conduct further research into this phenomenon.
I shall post my findings to verify if what you say is true or not.
It was in one of the early seasons of Big Bang Theory, part of a sex game with Raj and Judy Greer i think.