FLUFF: Miranda Kerr goes commando at the Golden Globes after party.

Newly single supermodel Miranda Kerr went strictly “No Underwear” for the Golden Globes after party, slipping into a seriously risqué Pucci gown. Channeling Liz Hurley’s infamous 1994 safety pin dress, Kerr’s frock was backless with a thigh-high split and seemingly held together by… well, magic, it seems.

Check out Miranda’s minimalist dress, Sofia Vergara’s bosomy costume change, and all the other  after party glam here:

And if you missed all the frocks from the red carpet yesterday, check out our bumper gallery:

Beyonce writes an essay on gender equality

Undisputed Queen of the Universe Beyonce Knowles Carter has written a mini essay (OK, it’s more of an extended comment) for a major American report on women’s rights. Because, you know, the woman needed more hobbies to fill all her spare time when she’s not rocking out, hair flipping and generally being a goddess.

Here’s what Bey wrote for the Shriver Report:

We need to stop buying into the myth about gender equality. It isn’t a reality yet. Today, women make up half of the U.S. workforce, but the average working woman earns only 77 percent of what the average working man makes. But unless women and men both say this is unacceptable, things will not change. Men have to demand that their wives, daughters, mothers, and sisters earn more—commensurate with their qualifications and not their gender. Equality will be achieved when men and women are granted equal pay and equal respect.

Humanity requires both men and women, and we are equally important and need one another. So why are we viewed as less than equal? These old attitudes are drilled into us from the very beginning. We have to teach our boys the rules of equality and respect, so that as they grow up, gender equality becomes a natural way of life. And we have to teach our girls that they can reach as high as humanly possible.

We have a lot of work to do, but we can get there if we work together. Women are more than 50 percent of the population and more than 50 percent of voters. We must demand that we all receive 100 percent of the opportunities.

Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are ON

It’s official: Sean Penn, 53, and Charlize Theron, 38, are dating.

Penn and Theron were spotted together in Hawaii over the Christmas break, and made their relationship public the night before the Golden Globes.

Attending Penn’s Help Haiti Home Gala, the new couple didn’t appear on the red carpet together but inside, the two kissed and held hands.

According to an eyewitness at the Gala, “[He] had his hands all over Charlize,” People magazine reports. “During the event they were all over each other – it was on!”

Woody Allen’s estranged family react to his award

Last night film director Woody Allen was honoured at the Golden Globes with the Cecil B. DeMille Award for lifetime achievement. He didn’t attend the ceremony, so actress and close friend Diane Keaton – dressed in an Annie Hall suit like a boss – accepted it on his behalf. But not everyone was happy to celebrate the director’s success… Mainly, Allen’s estranged family.

Ex-wife Mia Farrow and son Ronan Farrow took to Twitter to remind the Hollywood Foreign Press exactly who they were celebrating:

Missed the Woody Allen tribute – did they put the part where a woman publicly confirmed he molested her at age 7 before or after Annie Hall?

— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) January 13, 2014

A woman has publicly detailed Woody Allen’s molestation of her at age 7. GoldenGlobe tribute showed contempt for her & all abuse survivors

— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) January 13, 2014

Is he a pedophile ? Read this VanityFair article and make up your own mind. http://t.co/k2nyrMpjAt

— mia farrow (@MiaFarrow) January 13, 2014

Rhianna gets a new tatt

Tattoo enthusiast Rihanna has added to her many other designs with an intricate cross on the inside of her right wrist, adding to the elaborate tribal design already on her wrist and hand. She was reportedly at Bang Bang Tattoos in New York from midnight to 5am getting the ink – that’s serious commitment.

Giselle Bundchen drives a quad bike whilst holding a baby. Yep

Former Victoria Secret model Giselle Bundchen has been snapped driving a quad bike whilst holding her one-year-old daughter Vivian whilst in Costa Rica for a Bikini shoot.

Because, you know safety

The Brazillian supermodel turned fashion designer had one arm on the steering wheel and one arm on her bub as she cruised around the rough terrain.

While we get that quads are fun, they are also extremely dangerous especially without helmets, and especially when you are multitasking in the form of a one-year-old.

C’mon Giselle, helmet hair isn’t that bad. And nor is a baby backpack.