An impossible new body trend has emerged from Milan Fashion Week and it’s upset us more than the 2018 bikini trend of a hirsute female’s nightmare.
First it was the box gap, then it was the thigh-brow, and now it’s… the third boob?
Why? Because farshun, that’s why.
We are confused.
And afraid.
Can the fashion industry please not? I barely fill a B-cup as it is, and now runways are sending out models sporting a whole extra boob.
Yet again, unattainable body standards are being shoved down our throats and frankly we won’t stand for it any longer.
Enough is enough.
…OK, so before you get at us in the comments, we know the bizarre trend isn’t expected to take off, and we don’t actually think our Instagram feeds will suddenly be filled with three-breasted influencers, but we need to get this off our chests.
(See what I did there?)
We’ve seen a number of runway shows celebrating the female form lately, which we think is pretty great – from the heavily pregnant model who gave birth straight after walking Rihanna’s NYFW Savage X Fenty show, to the woman breastfeeding on the catwalk of a Sports Illustrated show in Miami earlier this year, to the breast cancer survivors who walked at NYFW in the video below.
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Top Comments
I'm officially out of here if three ball becomes a thing
gee, if all it takes is a third boob to make you all squeamish then you are maybe not ready for the future