To all the mums who love taking a good shortcut, like throwing Smarties on a pre-bought cake and passing it off as the best cake ever.
To all the mums who think tupperware should be renamed “tupper-where the f–k’s the lid?”
To all the mums who always forget Silly Hat Day. And Mufti Day. And Harmony Day.
This one goes out to you. Be a bad mum too!
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