Obviously this post is NSFW. (But not as NSFW as the pictures you’re usually sent on Tinder.)
It’s one of the perils of dating in the technologically obsessed 21st century. You meet someone online, on a dating site or an app. You start a conversation.
“Hey.”
“Hi.”
“How are you?”
“Good thanks! How’s it going?”
“Yeah good. Here is a picture of my genitals for your viewing pleasure.”
That’s pretty much the way it seems to go, for some unknown reason. After having your eyes soiled for the 827384th time, you swipe left, move on. Only to have the same thing thrust upon you again by the next knight- in-phallic-armour.
But one woman from New York was a bit bored by the constant barrage of unsolicited and often uninspiring dick pics. So she decided to turn them into something a bit more interesting (and far less offensive).
Iranian Canadian student Soraya Doolbaz created the Dicture Gallery.
“It’s exactly what it sounds like,” she says on her website. “Dick Pictures. But these aren’t just your regular dick pics. These are dick pics with a twist! It’s an artistic take on an otherwise alluring modern dating tactic.”
Since men are so keen to take happy snaps of their junk, Doolbaz decided to treat them to a “high-fashion” photo-shoot. She dresses them up as Policemen, and Santa Claus, and ‘Bradley Cocker.’
“My goal with all this was to make people laugh,” she says. “I wanted to create comfort and confidence around sexuality for men and women. Men should be proud of their dicks regardless of its size or characteristics… Safe to say most people love cock. So why is it so hidden?”
Doolbaz muses that dicks have been a staple in artistic creation for centuries. Think about old mate David for example, that’s got to be the most recognisable knob in the world. “Then religion (Catholicism) came into play and they covered David’s dick with plaster fig leaf,” says Doolbaz. “I’m hoping to bring back that equality to humanity through dick art. Not only for the acceptance of our genitals as they are but also to shed light and humour on an otherwise taboo subject.”
You can see Soraya Doolbaz’s full portfolio on DictureGallery.com.
‘It’s a cock revolution people!’
Top Comments
"I’ve gotten my fair share of dick pics over the years and most of my single friends had as well. We would show them to each other and compare. These dick pics varied in quality depending on the guy and the relationship (Gay guys really do take the best dick pics). I thought it would be funny to treat dick pics like a high fashion photo shoot. So, I put clothes on penises and the rest is history!
My goal with all this was to make people laugh. I wanted to create comfort and confidence around sexuality for men and women. Men should be proud of their dicks regardless of its size or characteristics. Women and gay men should have no shame in enjoying them. The demand is there. Most women, 100% of gay men, LOVE cock. Safe to say most people love cock. So why is it so hidden?"
She didn't do it out of disgust, never saw herself as a victim, and didn't took those photos for women to admire, but for straight men to have a different view of penises so women could get more penises everywhere.
The fact that you left that out it makes me wonder, why so scare of her words?
I wonder if all the dicks who send pictures of their penis will still be as keen if they know that they will be lampooned? And is it a coincidence or do only circumcised dicks take pics of their penises?