The sixteen maternity T-shirts we wish we could wear while pregnant.

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Why does everyone suddenly become wildly curious and blatantly rude when they spot a pregnant woman? Here’s our fantasy line of maternity t-shirts that we wish we had to stop the meddlers.

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Didnt your mum teach you any manners? (And PS - I have an 9-month long excuse, what about you??)

Why are you so obsessed with its genitalia, anyway?

Now we both know you are thinking about my vagina. Like thats not awkward.

Judge me if you must. And when you get that root canal surgery without anesthesia, Id like to watch.

Not that I dont enjoy hearing about bodily functions and festering incisions. Really.

What part of personal space do you not understand?

But she can kick like a Rockette, so you might want to back off.

Theres a fine line between interested and interrogation, Focker.

And he also says you should be exercising more -- just sayin'.

Yes theyre real - and theyre spectacular.

I'm exhausted.

Why dont you save your epiphanies for the baby-daddy?

You do realise that women have been doing this for eons, right?

It took me nine months to put on all this padding, so give me at least that long to get rid of it.

But thanks for reminding me that Im old.

Its not that I dont care what you think. Okay actually, I totally dont care what you think.

Got any slogans you’d like to add to this collection?

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These are the T-shirts every pregnant woman needs. Seriously.

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