Look, last week was hectic. Perhaps… too hectic.
We’re used to manufactured drama on reality TV, not ACTUAL shit going down. So tonight, we have no idea what to expect.
Are Nicole and Keller over for good?
Does Bella have a UTI yet from all the sex she’s been having?
Do Monica and… OK, sorry, we literally have no questions for Monica and Mark.
We open on Michael and Bella, who are playing with those goddamn angel cards again. They clearly bought them when they tested them in the shop and the cards indicated they were soulmates.
This time, the couple draws ‘abundance’, and Michael says it means an abundance of awkward moments at the dinner party. Haha, yeah. There really were…
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Hey, to be fair the "experts" said things we would all notice. Keller is (by the stuff seen on tv) not ready for a relationship. He might want it - but not done the work to become a partner. He may or may not have some seriously bad thoughts on women? We never got to uncover why he said those things to Bella (apart from the annoyance/anger/outburst scenario). His drinking with mates, no self insight is typical of a person who hasn't fully grown up and discovered themselves let alone be able to consider others feelings in a relationship.
As for the two who joke (can't even remember their names). I think it is fair to say there is NO connection happening other than superficial joviality. Which is fine for getting to know someone but this is a marriage. The bloke said one thing that gave a glimmer of hope: I like the photo with us being romantic... she was surprised and thought the happy photo having fun would be his favourite. They really do need to drop the top layer and get to know each other as people.
Bella-Michael - I actually applaud Bella for not wanting to move in straight away. Their individual places can allow them to fully grow into a strong relationship. Remember he has a child and custody visits take it into a full flown family arrangement which requires a great understanding of all the people involved.
Ok - I have watched too much of the show......but can't wait for the end!
I loved when Keller's mum was like "Really? He's fully committed? Really?" and Nicole's all confused. And then, by the end, Keller's obviously self-sabotaging the whole thing. Oh, THAT's what she meant. lol.