So this is the most depressing receipt of all time.

Are you ready to have your heartbroken? No? Well, this guy probably wasn’t either.

Man goes to servo to fill up his car at 9.31am and thinks, “hey, I have a hot date tonight, better pick up some condoms.” (Clearly, he is a multi-tasker AND forward thinker. That’s hot you guys. He is a catch.)

Hot date then cancels on man. (How could she/he, this man can DRIVE A CAR.)

Man, distraught (he is a sensitive dude, okay?), returns condoms.

And thus creates the most depressing receipt of all time.

The most depressing receipt of all time is then shared on Reddit and now the world knows his pain. (Omg, he can use the internet too. FFS. I’ll date him!)

But wait, what’s that you say, don’t condoms have a shelf life of several years?

Yes. They do. The average condom will last four to five years.

That means this man is so depressed — SO HEARTBROKEN — he doesn’t plan to have sex for AT LEAST FOUR YEARS. (Or he really needed that $3.80).