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We open on Jules and Cam who are apparently “chirpier than usual this morning,” but how is that possible.
It turns out that last night they got… intimate. In the words of Jules, “we took intimacy to the deepest level possible,” and omg did you have anal or no.
Over in Ning and Mark’s apartment, however, precisely no one is having anal.
Ning shouts that she’d like to “KEEP MA PRIVATES PRIVATE” and then when Mark agreeably says, “baby steps,” she decides that she doesn’t like the phrase baby steps so Mark dutifully adds it to the list of shit he’s not allowed to do or say anymore.
But it’s ‘Yes’ week for Mark, so he decides to take Ning to the gym for an intense full body work out which she never once consented to.
It’s uncomfortable because Mark clearly wants to be the next Commando Steve on The Biggest Loser, but sir, that show was cancelled for a reason a million reasons.
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This is the funniest line I have ever read! “Forgetting he told Elizabeth he was attending a night funeral, Sam walks in the door and says he was on the phone to his mum. At 11pm. For three hours. And that's why he has an erection.”
You needn't refer to him as "Ex-Virgin Matt". Just "Matt" will suffice. They are ALL ex-virgins on that show.
which is weird because can you imagine the sort of guy who would willingly do the dance with no pants with anu .. err ines ? i suppose there is a key for every lock even though i doubt that door was closed at all. probably a concertina door