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We open on Ines finding new and innovative ways to criticise her new husband, whom she hates.
“What do you do in your free time?” she asks while rolling her eyes and bitching about him to the camera, before interrupting his response with, “I like watching my sister’s dog drink milk.”
To be fair, that sounds fun. But also… should dogs be drinking milk? According to Google, no. Not particularly.
Meanwhile, Virgin Matt and Lauren have been sent to a winery in South Australia, which is perfect for a man who has made it abundantly clear that he does not drink alcohol.
Virgin Matt is always sitting a little bit too close to Lauren, who he now exclusively calls “LOZ”, because, yes, they have nicknames and, yes, Virgin Matt would like us to know about it.
Top Comments
I just can’t get over no one calling out Ines’ abusive behaviour, Mamamia. It’s not funny. Comments like - when I saw him I just wanted to punch him in the jaw- and screaming verbal abuse at his face - and the experts just calling her a ‘firecracker’ or having a strong personality - NO. Imagine if one of the men had commented that as soon as they saw their wife at the end of the aisle they wanted to punch her in the face.
Its not ok.
Great now we can stop calling him Virgin Matt- like that was his defining characteristic. Nobody complained about reducing him to his sexual status, but everyone (quite rightly) complains about Elisabeth being reduced to a body. I think it’s just as bad. She is more than her body (which is fine), he is more than the fact he was a virgin
Not buyin it
i thought liz was being reduced to her winged eyeliner and false lashes ... does she have a body hidden behind that ?