Three in four British women would choose a man with love handles over one sporting a six-pack.
That’s 23 million of us who find muscular men a turn off and 96% imagining a date with an abs-obsessed bloke as positively dreary.
These stats are the result of a study commissioned to mark the DVD release of Bad Neighbours (out Sept 8), a film featuring numerous shirtless scenes of actors Seth Rogen (in the flab corner) and Zac Effron (in the abs).
Let’s be clear here: these results don’t mean women won’t be eyeing off Zac’s ‘V’ line: the muscular line running from the hip bone to the groin.
Did they audition chubby men for the highly anticipated film of Fifty Shades of Grey? I don’t think so.
We will ogle, we will fantasise.
But when it comes to real life, we don’t want chiselled
The question is: why on earth not?
Why don’t women want some hot, buff, perfect-bodied man lying beside us?
The sad answer is this: we’re worried we won’t shape up.
Seventy-four percent of women in the survey said they’d feel self-conscious taking their clothes off in front of a perfectly toned man.
A he-man’s discipline highlights our lack of it, making us feel even more acutely self-conscious of our own body flaws than usual.
We feel far more comfortable with flab because it’s less threatening.