The writers of Love Actually tell us who lived happily ever after - and who didn't.

And now, in the 600th Love, Actually revelation, we uncover even MORE secrets about the film that everyone hates/loves/watches daily in the month of December.

For a lighthearted romantic comedy, this film is surely the most divisive in history.

All the palaver must have had writer/director Richard Curtis scratching his head, which explains why he went to a midnight screening of the infamous/famous/beloved/despised film for the first time since its premiere 12 years ago on Saturday.

His partner — and the film’s script editor — Emma Freud was on-hand to live-tweet the event, as well as divulge insider info that, incredibly, we didn’t know before.

It’s about to start. Son imploring richard to make a speech. There are 8 people in here. Think they might be a bit confused.

— emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

The storyline that affected Freud the most is, unsurprisingly, the one that still makes everyone cry: the one in which Emma Thompson’s character Karen discovers her husband Harry, played by Alan Rickman, might be cheating on her.

You know that bit when Alan rickman’s secretary in the office parts her legs in his direction? Still makes me want to puke. #LoveActually — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

Joni mitchell. Help. Still hurts. Sat on the floor watching her do that scene – 7 takes. Crying every time. Goddess. #LoveActually — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

Freud didn’t let us imagine it was merely a flirtation between Harry and his colleague, either.

@carlotta429 DEFINITELY had an affair. i begged richard just to make it a flirtation, but no. the whole way. — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

Rowan Atkinson’s painfully fastidious jewellery counter character was supposed to be an actual angel who prevents Rickman’s character from purchasing the necklace. That idea was cut for a more tearjerking storyline, which I must say is preferable to a winged Mr Bean.

Originally Rowan’s character over-wrapped the gift on purpose to stop Alan rickman being able to buy the necklace. Because he was an angel. — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015.

Freud revealed the couple stayed together, but things between them never really recovered *sob* onto happier things!

Love, Actually was very much a family affair.

Remember the housekeeper in the hugh grant arriving at Downing Street line up? That was my mum. And still is. #loveactually — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

Richard only called colin firth’s character ‘jamie’ so the kids could say ‘I hate uncle jamie’. His brother is called jamie. #LoveActually

Freud was very proud of two of her children’s on-screen turns in the film.

— emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

When the children song at the school concert… My daughter is the second lobster! The. Second. Lobster. My. Daughter. #LoveActually — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

AND THIS IS JAKE. I gave birth to him. #LoveActuallypic.twitter.com/4aEslmgA6E — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

The two of the Curtis/Freud kids present at the screening were typically teenagerly. Charlie, 18, was a bit of a smart-arse, actually. According to Freud, he mocked his dad for the scene in which Hugh Grant’s British PM confronts the US President Billy Bob Thornton. “Is this dad’s attempt at politics?” he asked Freud.

Son: ‘great use of “actually” there dad’. #LoveActuallyActually — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

Richard shed a small tear in the Mariah carey song. Son teasing him mercilessly now. #LoveActually — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

Charlie also tried to get his dad to make a curtain speech as the credits rolled. Kids! Freud documented her very proudest moment from the film: the kiss between Colin Firth and his Portuguese maid.

I ‘designed’ the kiss between colin firth and the Portuguese girl. My signature move? His thumb on her lip before they snog. #boom — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

Remember January Jones in this film? Apparently she was genius.

January jones wrote half of her lines. She was sooooo funny when we filmed that scene. #LoveActually — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

And if you were concerned about Martin Freeman’s modesty during his nude scenes, rest easy.

Just incase you were worried, martin freeman had a little sock on his willy. #LoveActually — emma freud (@emmafreud) December 13, 2015

Curtis found the whole experience a bit of an ordeal.

“It was all a bit tough on Richard –- we groaned every time there was another montage, and kept a count of the turtle necks (23) whenever they appeared,” Freud reported in her Telegraph column.