"An open letter to all my friends in Europe right now."

Mamamia Team

July 13, 2016

I’m wearing thermals under my jeans right now and my umbrella broke in the hail on the way to work.

Please shut the fuck up.

I’m begging you.

Thanks.

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Sheena 8 years ago

About this time last year I was in Europe, and they were in a heatwave - or in French, "canicule". 40 effing degrees, sweating around Paris, with MILLIONS of tourists crowding out the museums & galleries because airconditioning.

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