Fluff: Where the bloody hell are you going, Lara Bingle?

Which means no more sunny beach bikini photos on Instagram, and a whole bunch more blizzard shots from a New York winter.

Bingle, 26, and Worthington, 37, have been dating for five months.

We got the news of the couple’s move straight from Bingle herself: ‘I’m here to stay!’ Bingle told New York based photographer and brother of Naomi Watts, Ben Watts on Instagram. ‘Catch up this week?

It’s not the first we’ve heard of Bingle’s plans to move away from Australia. She told Woman’s Day that she and Worthington don’t like the paparazzi who hound them here.

“I don’t like the attention. We don’t get any peace,” she said. “Sydney’s my home but I don’t like it. I can’t even go to the supermarket without getting papped… Sam hates it.”

How long before a “Where the bloody hell are you?” parody ad pops up on the internet? Anyone want to take a bet?

Let’s have a look back at Lara’s life here for old time’s sake, shall we?

Eva Mendes addresses those pregnancy rumours

Rumours about Eva Mendes being pregnant (with Ryan Gosling‘s baby) have been around a lot in the past few weeks. And until yesterday, nobody had thought to actually just ask her straight out whether it’s true.

But when Mendes appeared on The Ellen Show, DeGeneres broached the subject immediately.

Basically, this is what she had to say about those rumours: “It’s so ridiculous because it all started because I didn’t want to go through the scanners at the airport. You know, those X-ray scanners, which are really creepy. They basically see you naked, right? And not only that, but there’s a radiation aspect to it, so I always opt out. I always ask for a personal pat down.”

DeGeneres wasn’t convinced, though. “All right, do you want to say is it a boy or a girl you’re pregnant with?”

To which Mendes replied: “Oh god, no, no!”

Watch what went down here:

And as an almost-Valentine’s Day gift to you, here’s a series of Ryan Gosling being extremely handsome all the time.

How I Met Your Dad is coming

With cult sitcom How I Met Your Mother set to wrap up very soon, the producers of the show have come up with a way to fill the giant whole in our TV-loving hearts that will leave.

It’s finally been confirmed that How I Met Your Dad is going to happen. And the star, who’ll take us through how she met her kids’ father?

It’s Greta Gerwig. Who you might remember from her breakout role in comedy flick Frances Ha last year.

If the series gets picked up by CBS, Greta will come on in the capacity of writer and producer as well as the show’s lead character. So it’s quite a gig!

How I Met Your Mother will air its final episode on March 31st, with a final reveal of how main character Ted Moseby met the mother of his children.

No word yet on when the spin-off will start filming, but we’ll keep you updated.

Rachelle Louise’s hairdo gets a page 3 headline

Convicted killer Simon Gittany‘s girlfriend Rachelle Louise forgot to blow-dry her hair today.

So naturally, she appeared on page 3. Because that’s where we’re at now with the news cycle.

All the Jagger women are pregnant

Jade Jagger, the 42-year-old daughter of Mick and Bianca Jagger, is pregnant.

And so is her daughter, 21-year-old Asssisi Jagger.

Jade announced her pregnancy with this photo, celebrating the fact that she’s about to be a grandmother and a mother again. It’s confusing, we know.

Lorde has spots too! The world celebrates

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