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This Kardashian family photo is the final straw: Kylie Jenner is definitely pregnant.

First, it was the dozens of photos leading up to Christmas that didn’t feature even one Kylie Jenner.

Then, it was the long-awaited Kardashian Christmas card where not only was the youngest sister absent, but five people were LOOKING TO THE GODDAMN LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE PHOTO AS IF SOMETHING WAS THERE THAT WE COULDN’T SEE.

Of course, the comments that followed went one of two ways: They either asked, ‘Where’s Kylie?’ or answered, ‘having her baby’.

We’ve compiled a very heavily researched list of all the clues pointing to Kylie’s pregnancy, but this is the final straw.

Yes, individually, all these instances make us look petty. And… bored. But together, they point to one of three things:

  1. Kylie Jenner is pregnant
  2. Kylie Jenner has already given birth
  3. Kylie Jenner is genuinely a missing person and her family aren’t at all concerned about it.

You decide.

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