What do you mean 18 is young?
Y’know, when I was 18, my ex-boyfriend told me that if no one had married me by the age of 28 he’d do the honours, which was really rather selfless of him.
Kylie Jenner is not hanging around waiting for such an offer.
She has decided she wants to be the most bogan glamorous of brides: the teenage bride. Short of a shotgun wedding in Vegas, I simply can’t conceive of anything more romantic.
Of course, this rabid marriage speculation has emerged from a TMZ report in which a reporter (harasser? haranguer? stalker?) following Jenner, 18, on her way to her obligatory waiting black SUV after the AMAs, asked whether she and her boyfriend, “rapper” (have you heard this guy?) Tyga are going to get married.
“Yes!” Jenner calls, in a voice dripping with sarcasm.
She was probably rolling her eyes but also unable to stop herself imagining a wedding waaay better than any of Kim’s three in her head.
Watch the non-event, here… Post continues after video.
This is just huge and exciting news, you guys. Especially considering the couple apparently broke up on Thursday, Tyga’s 26th birthday.
This is just like my boyfriend and I when we were 18, only my boyfriend was a better rapper than Tyga and my face looked… like an 18-year-old’s.
Proving his maturity and readiness to be a husband and potential father to the reality stars of the future, Tyga penned another of his heaps real rhymes to address the issue of the break-up that same day.
The expletive-laden track called Happy Birthday appeared to take aim at his former, now current, girlfriend.
The lyrics go: “Think I’m worried ’bout a rumour?” before apparently calling her “lame.” OUCHIES!
He also raps, “I make a wish, I blow the cake,” which isn’t how birthday candles work in my household.
Listen to Tyga’s little ditty here… Post continues after audio.
Fortunately, they’re back together, since Kylie Jenner appears to be the sole subject matter of his mad raps, and also the only reason anyone knows who he is.
I wish you many years of happiness, surgical procedures, and diss raps, Kyga!
Top Comments
I think that we should all take a breath and step back; I mean, sure, she's 18 and a Kardashian and (allegedly) affianced to a bloke who (allegedly) lacks the impulse control to not bang a minor, what could possibly go wrong with this marriage?
Ok, I'm taking the piss out of a celebrity online, apparently there's going to be this surge of power.
Waiting.
Waiting.
Hang on!
Does pins and needles in my left bum cheek count?
I think she's copying her older sister - three marriages by 30.