Celeb in 5: Saturday's best entertainment and gossip news.

1. Kourtney Kardashian just shared details about her ex Scott Disick’s sex addiction and Y-I-K-E-S.

Duck for cover guys, 'coz the new season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians is dropping bombs all over our already problematic lives.

In a teaser for the reality TV show which aired on Friday, the eldest Kardashian sister, Kourtney, has evidently had enough of pretending to be chill about the fact the father of her kids is a sex addict, telling 'mumager' Kris Jenner exactly what she thinks of Scott Disick's recent antics.

"Why can’t he get it together? I have to handle it when he’s out photographed with a different hooker every day," the 38-year-old said.

"All he does is try to make everybody else feel bad for him and try to make me look like the bad guy in the situation when clearly I’m not, from 10 years of this going on.

"Well, that’s really not fair. It’s just like, I can’t even live my life. I can’t even go anywhere. He needs to get a f***ing life and leave me alone."

Just to add salt to the wound, we're 98 per cent sure by saying that, she didn't mean for him to hook up with Lionel Richie's 19-year-old daughter, Sophia Richie, who also happens to be the ex of Kourtney's current 'friend', Younes Bendjima. Yep.

2. That Bachelor couple nobody knew were 'a thing' have outlasted just about all the winners.

Long distance is definitely not the easiest but you make it a hell of a lot easier ❤️???? @samuelrjohnston Finally made it to the US ???????? DAY 1 ???????? SWIPE ⬅️ SJ racking up the brownie points early

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If you just pretend the OG Bachelor pairing of Tim Robards and Anna Heinrich (or, um, Sam Wood and Snezana Markoski) do not exist, the longest-running bach couple is in fact one none of us really knew existed. That is, unless you stalk all of the franchise's ex-contestants like we do.

Despite neither of them winning their respective series, Georgia Love's and Richie Strahan's off cuts, Samuel Johnston and Noni Janur, have been dating for at least 10 months, perhaps even longer.

Posting photos from their current US holiday on her Instagram, the 26-year-old swimwear designer made mention of their relationship.

"Long distance is definitely not the easiest but you make it a hell of a lot easier," she wrote alongside an image of an actual lock with their initials on it hanging off some form of love bridge/fence... which, let's be real, is something pretty much everyone has done or wanted to do at some point.

Reports these two very good looking people were getting it on surfaced in late 2016, when the couple were spotted in a supermarket together. It's true what they say, the way to a human's heart is through its stomach.

3. Neighbours star Olympia Valance is dating Niall Horan and what the?

In news that most people will pretend to not care about, a Neighbours actress and a One Direction star have sort of announced they've been dating.

(Or, to use the technical term, have been..."seeing"...each other. Because why be specific when you can be confusing?)

Anywho, to cut to the chase, it's adopted Australian Niall Horan and Melbourne's own Olympia Valance - who is not defined by the family she keeps but who is the sister of Holly Valance and we thought that important/interesting/fun fact to note - who are dating. Kind of.

Valance, 24, confirmed to The Sun her and Horan, also 24, have grown "close".

“We’ve known each other for a couple of years now. He obviously spends a lot of time in Australia with his cousins.

“We just met in Australia and we’ve been messaging ever since and yeah we have hung out together a bit.

“We are quite close. I see him when I come to London and he sees me when he’s in Oz.”

Despite the confirmed dates, Valance says she's not quite ready to change her relationship status.

“I am single at the moment. I’ve been single pretty much all this year and it’s been really nice.

“I’ve always had problems being on my own before and now I’m actually like, I really love this and just not having anyone to answer to."

Borrrring. Just tell us you're dating already.

4. Literally just photos of Chrissy Teigen and John Legend's new puppy.

Excuse us, but Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have a new puppy and you need to look at approximately 2375 photos of it… because doggo.

The newest member of the Teigen/Legend clan is a bulldog named Pepper and he’s fast becoming best friends with little one-year-old Luna.

We think he’s a very good boy indeed.

what happens at lip sync battle does not always stay at lip sync battle @caseypattersontv @llcoolj

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5. Why wear clothes on a red carpet, when you can wear this instead?

Clothes are overrated, right? Why waste time on unnecessary items like pants and, erm, a bra when you can just chuck on some chain-y-mesh-y stuff instead?

Keyshia Ka'oir, that’s rapper Gucci Mane's fiancée for those of you playing along at home, wore a look that can only be described as ‘very well-ventilated intergalactic knight’ to the BET Hip Hop Awards on Saturday.

There was some nude spanx involved, which we can only assume medieval knights didn’t have access to otherwise they too would have gone nude under the chain-y-mesh-y stuff. It’s just so… breezy.