I’m obsessed with eyelashes.
When I die, my obituary will read, “She dedicated her life to finding a cure for stumpy, straight eyelashes. She is survived by the hundreds of mascaras and eyelash curlers she sampled, in her quest for long, curly lashes.”
Today, I’m particularly smug, because I have curvy, lifted hi-I’m-wide-awake lashes – all thanks to my secret weapon, the Kmart Heated Eyelash Curler ($5).
Yes, that’s right, my dream lashes cost about the same as hot chips at my local pub.