An Amazon product review about Kleenex tissues, titled ‘A mother’s struggle’, has gone viral, for pretty much telling it like it is.
This woman has three teenage sons, and they use a LOT of tissues. A lot. As in WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.
She is at the end of her ‘good christian’ rope.
Take a look:
Hilarious.
It’s almost too good to be true, and alas, because this is the internet – it is. The review was actually written by children’s author James O. Thach, who is quite famous for writing satirical reviews of products on Amazon.
Still, as any mother with teenage boys would confirm, he pretty much hit the nail on the head.
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This may as well have been taken word for word from the Bridesmaids movie. Rita the mum of three boys says to Annie -
"They are cute, but when they reach that age, ugh. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky, they say things that are horrible, and there is semen all over everything. Disgusting. I cracked a BLANKET in half. Do you get where I'm going with this?"
Next we can take the piss out of our daughters natural bodily unctions and puberty. Oh hag on, insensitive and sexist, sorry.
My male housemate often "takes the piss" out of me because I use more toilet paper than him due to me being female. I use more than he does because he 'shakes' and I 'wipe'. And I also have a monthly period, where I use even more toilet paper.
None of this is "insensitive and sexiest", it's funny. You need to relax a bit more.
You want to make period jokes? Go right ahead. Difference is girls don't have to do anything for them. Masturbation involves a conscious act. BTW, women have been mocked and shunned for centuries for their periods. Remember this was a guy actually wrote this, so maybe you want to approach him for 'letting the brotherhood down'.