By now you’ve probably heard that Kim Kardashian is a blonde. Come on — even the most remote, far-flung corners of the globe have received that news by now.
It’s been a week since the reality TV star bleached her hair to within an inch of its life, then went back again for more. In that time, some of us have secretly pondered how her hair could withstand that amount of peroxide, while others have rushed out to copy her Snow Queen look.
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In fact, according to reports today, Fudge Professional has seen a 312 per cent increase in sales of their Clean Blonde Violet Toning shampoo and conditioner — a must-have for any bottle blonde — in the days since Kim’s hair went flaxen. Woah.
However, amid all this shampoo buying fiasco a Kontroversial Kardashian Konspiracy has emerged. According to weird randoms trying to stir up shit “insiders”, Kim’s blonde is an optical illusion created by some very cunning hair trickery.
Is Kim's hair one big lie?
“The first top quarter of her hair in the front is bleached, but the rest isn’t. It’s bleached on the top and sides — and the rest is a wig,” this person, who is allegedly “close” to the Kardashian’s glam squad, whispered to Radar Online.
Kim, how could you do this to us?
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