By: Eliana Osborn for Ravishly.
Whatever the dynamics at school or on the playground, sometimes the nicest kids turn into whole new people when they come over to your house.
Here’s a handy cheat sheet of the eight types of kids who show up for playdates and what to do about them:
1. Dumpers.
Named by my friend Sachiyo, these kids love to take a container and dump. Pick up container, empty container, move on. Repeat. You thought your love of buckets and baskets meant your house was organised, but you didn’t realise all those plastic containers are like magnets to these kids. You have to decide if you want to deal with the hassle of making everyone pick up as they go or just mumble to yourself as you dig LEGOs out of the carpet once they’re gone.
2. Foragers.
These shorties don’t just ask for snacks. Instead, they wander into the kitchen and start hunting and gathering. When my fridge starts beeping, I notice the door’s been open for a while. Then I see some kid standing halfway inside, snacking on grapes and looking for something sweet. Pantry, cookie jar, a pie cooling in the window — nothing’s safe when you’ve got foragers in the house.
3. Boasters.
In my day, we’d boast that our dad could beat up your dad. Today’s kids might be bragging about a new gadget, holiday spot, or even getting to stay up late. Take it all with a grain of salt, and teach that to your own child once the boaster has gone home for the day. Once a boaster starts, the stakes keep getting raised and all the kids involved can get a little braggy. Make sure your kid doesn’t pick up any Boasterific habits.