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YES PLOISE: Kath and Kim is finally on Netflix. Here's 14 of the show's best quotes.

Grab a glass of chardonnay and set up your favourite deckchair, friends.

There’s something noice, different and unusual coming to Netflix this month.

Yep, Kath and Kim is officially back on our screens and we couldn’t be any more excited.

Here’s some words of wisdom from Kath and Kim to celebrate. Post continues after video.

All four seasons of the cult Australian show, starring Jane Turner, Gina Riley and Magda Szubanski, are now available to watch on Netflix.

Compilation specials Kath and Kim: Kountdown Specials and Kath and Kim: The Souvenir Editions will also appear on the streaming service from next month.

(Side note – here’s hoping the Kath & Kim movies, Da Kath & Kim Code and Kath & Kimderella get added to Netflix soon too.)

To celebrate Netflix bringing back our favourite TV show, here’s 14 of our absolute favourite quotes and moments from Kath and Kim.

1. There’s only one way to celebrate special occasions.

“This calls for BBQ Shapes and a bottle of Baileys!”

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2. That time when Kim didn’t know how to pronounce ‘chardonnay’.

“Alright then, chardonnay, chardonnay, you pack of chunts!”

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3. It’s not a crime to keep yourself trim.

“I like to keep myself trim Kim. Does it make me a crim to keep myself trim?”

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4. There is only one way to get someone's attention.

"Look at me."

"Look at moiye, ploise, Kim."

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5. That time when Kim was the queen of insults.

Kath: "Kim, I'll tell you something for nothing, you may eat like a pig but you're definitely not a dog."

Kim: "Well if I'm not a dog how come I've got a bitch for a mother?"

 

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6. And let's not forget Kath as well.

"Kim! Bite your tongue or I'll come over there and bite it for you!"

 

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7. Every carch needs a throi.

"What about a throi? A throi for your carch?"

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8. Kim, I don't think that's what Santa meant.

Santa: "Ho ho ho!"

Kim: "Thank you Santa, I am!"

 

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9. There's only one kind of date that really matters.

"For your information, I do have a date! A sticky date!

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10. That time when Kim couldn't spell 'over'.

Kath: "Well what are you trying to say to me Kim? What?

Kim: "That my marriage is over! O-V-A-H! Over!

 

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11. Cherry Ripe is definitely a fruit.

Sharon: "What about a piece of fruit Kimmy?"

Kim: "Good idea. Can you get me a Cherry Ripe? Jumbo size."

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12. Beauty knows no pain.

Sharon: "Come on Kim, beauty knows no pain.

Kim: "Well, you're a pain that knows no beauty. Remember that Sharon."

 

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13. That time when Kim gave us all a brilliant new insult.

"Blow it out your arse!"

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14. But it didn't quite beat Kel's insult.

"You're not a freckle, you're a mole."

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Kath and Kim will be available to stream on Netflix from July 30.

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