1. The weird prank that confused onlookers straight after Kate Middleton gave birth.
For some reason, when you’re Kate Middleton and you give birth, you’re not allowed to hang around in stretchy pants and then go home in your pyjamas to contemplate what the HELL just happened to your body and/or your life.
Instead, you have to stand out the front of the hospital, just hours after welcoming an actual human to the world, and smile.
In anticipation of this bizarre tradition, onlookers in London waited eagerly outside St Mary’s Hospital on Monday for a glimpse of the newest addition to the British royal family.
But as they were waiting, something strange happened.
A black cab drove past with the Queen in it.
Two weeks earlier, Davina had hinted there was a new man in her life, but she’s only been ready to go public with it now.
At the time, Davina said someone had “slipped into her life who just happens to be perfect”.
Tracey will be relieved.
4. Sorry, what? An actress tried to lure Emma Watson into a sex cult.
In a spectacularly strange turn of events, it would appear former Smallville star Allison Mack – who was arrested last week for her role in a sex cult – tried to lure Emma Watson into the cult.
According to a series of 2016 tweets as first reported by Business Insider, Mack reached out to Watson on Twitter, asking her to chat about joining a “women’s movement”.
“I participate in a unique human development & women’s movement I’d love to tell you about. As a fellow actress I can relate so. well to your vision and what you want to see in the world. I think we could work together. Let me know if you’re willing to chat,” she wrote in one tweet, dated back to February 2016.
On Friday, the actress pleaded not guilty to charges of sex trafficking, according to Fox News, for her involvement in NXIVM.
5. Ita Buttrose is leaving Studio Ten.
Ita Buttrose is set to depart Studio 10 after four-and-a-half years at the helm of the show.
According to a recent report in TV Tonight, Buttrose will announce the news on Wednesday morning – believed to be her final show – after coming to a “mutual decision” with the network.
Buttrose was one the founding cast members of the show.
Click here for more on Ita Buttrose’s departure.