It was our belief that Christmas Eve was meant for curling up on the couch with Love Actually on TV, or maybe a few wines down at the pub before crawling into bed at a reasonable hour.
But… That’s not the Kardashian way.
The Kardashian/West/Jenner fam, including Kanye West, who didn’t want to ditch midnight mass so brought his Sunday Service attendees with him, and Rob Kardashian, who we all forget about, descended upon Kourtney Kardashian’s home on Tuesday night for an intimate Christmas (or should we say ‘Krismas’) Eve with family.
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Ha. Also present? Carolers, a real-life elf on the shelf, an array of baby daddies, close family friends(?) comedian Kathy Griffin, Sia and Kanye’s church choir.
Kourtney, thankfully, did not take decoration advice from her sister Kim and decked out her house in a seriously festive fashion.
There were fairy lights galore, wrapped up presents (one of which contained Sia) and Christmas trees, both upright and... hanging from the ceiling. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The Kardashian Jenner's put on their most casual of clothing for their low-key family dinner: Couture gowns with matching dresses for their kiddies.
It's not quite matching Christmas pyjama-level cute, but still.
After guests mingled, were serenaded by carolers in 19th-century clothing and had their time in the photobooth, they were subjected to a performance from Kanye's Sunday Service choir.
At least Kanye enjoyed it.
Sia, dressed as a festive present, also performed a number of her songs and maybe left betrothed to Rob?
"You guys are my favourite. I was looking to get an adult adopting from Kris, but we realised tonight that I could marry Rob," she told the crowd, according to the Daily Mail.
"I didn't realise there was more than one way to become a Kardashian. But obviously, that's what I'm trying to do."
It seems Rob has no say in the matter, but the marriage seems worth it just to see Sia make pieces-to-camera with her wig on during episodes of KUWTK.
The Kardashian sisters danced like no one was watching, but of course, hundreds of people were watching because this was a giant party.
As the night wrapped up and guests started trickling out they were handed a gift bag, which included usual Christmas gifts like a candle that smells like pine and box of Cadbury Favourites.
Nah, just kidding, they all got Yeezys.
So uh... How does one get an invite to next year's Kardashian Krismas party?
Feature image: Instagram/Khloe Kardashian.