Can somebody in the Kardashian tribe please ‘accidentally’ drop Kanye West‘s phone into a large body of water?
I’m calling on reality TV’s most famous family to throw every single one of Yeezy’s devices into the toilet. And then flush it. Twice.
This is getting out of hand, people.
Today, Kanye decided to enter what must be the 4672nd round of ‘Who Can I Offend In A Twitter Rant‘. The targets of his latest blasts? Music producer Bob Ezrin, singer songwriter Macklemore and – you guessed it – poor Taylor Swift.
Kanye clearly doesn’t remember this. Post continues after video….
Kanye’s hissy fit is the result of a scathing The Lefsetz Letter, penned by Ezrin, which was released on February 22. In the piece, Ezrin says Kanye’s talent does not lie in his musical ability, but rather his ability to stir up controversy.
For those who have a soft spot for TayTay, THIS is where your red-lipstick-wearin’ sister cops some shade.
I bet Bob Ezrin’s kids are eagerly waiting by the door right now for their Yeezy footwear to arrive. FYI: For any families out there who have been publicly embarrassed, I hear on good authority that wearing Yeezy’s shoes resolves this!
Meanwhile, the Kardashians are probably deep in talks as to how to get Kanye THE HELL AWAY FROM TWITTER.
Momager Kris Jenner is probably pulling out her own eyelashes right now.
Khloe and Kourtney are probably scheming aforementioned toilet-dropping plan (I’m here for tips if you need, girls).
Kylie is probably oblivious, too busy taking car selfies on SnapChat. God, I love Kylie.
And Kanye? Let’s hope he’s on Seek, or LinkedIn, or handing out resumes right now. We all know $53 mill is a lot of money, and Kimmy K sure as hell isn’t going to cover that bill herself.
What’s your take on Kanye West’s Twitter activity?
Top Comments
Why does the media keep talking about this train wreck? There are so many better hip hop artists, doing great things (both musically and philanthropy) that never get talked about.
kk, I got it now.
The only thing Kanye is going to be remembered for is how much of a douche he is!