Dear Kanye,
You probably don’t have many post-menopausal white women in your fan base. The only reason I know who you are is because I read US Magazine on the treadmill. For that reason, I know that you sort of ruined Taylor Swifts’s big moment at the Grammys and that you are Kim Kardashian’s Baby Daddy. I also know about your interview with Ryan Seacrest, because of Yahoo News.
Yahoo News is filled each day with items that have nothing to do with my actual world, like talking dogs and the world’s largest baby, and the fact that Will Smith’s 15-year-old son has gone public with his relationship with his 16-year-old girlfriend who is the daughter of Bruce Jenner Kardashian, I try to bypass these items, in order to get to my mailbox. But each day, at least one headline accounts for me checking my mail about 30 seconds after I intended to do so.
Today, I was sucked into your interview with Ryan Seacrest, in which you blamed “classicism” for your not being able to achieve all of your goals in life. I’m not sure what “classicism” is but if it means “lack of class” I’m on board with your statement.
You also said that no one cares if Michelle Obama Instagrams a picture of herself in a bikini. I completely agree with that statement as well. We live in a pretty fucked up world, Kanye. There are few things nowadays that give me any hope for the future. But I have to say that one of them is that the American public sees the First Lady as being more than booty.
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Kanye's Mother died after complications with liposuction. After being refused surgery due to her high risk, she pursued another. Before this whole Kardashian thing I have always identified him with this story and felt so sad that his Mother was such a superficial woman. What a horrible example to have set for your son. That you would rather have skinny thighs than meet your grandchildren. But seems he didn't learn a thing.
We live in a world where P diddy, or Puff daddy, or Puff the magic dragon, whatever he calls himself has made a fortune for having absolutely no talent (i have no talent either but I dont get paid $100 m for having no talent). Off the same production line we have Kayne, or Ken Yay or whatever. I think the Chris lilley character in angry boys summed these people up just brilliantly. And lets be honest, he isnt very good looking is he, I mean for someone in that market. Don't start me on the Kardashians. A match made in heaven, Are they still married? If they are, I give it a year, followed by numerous articles on "the marriage breakdown" and who cheated, and what mum thinks, and his new love to hide the pain, and what will happen to baby arrow, or plum or peaches or whatever they called the little paparazzi pony. All I know is that in 20 years, the Kardashians will be a faint pimple on the ass of the early 21st century. kayne may have a few of his tunes being sampled by the stars of the day (the samples that he didnt actually sample off someone else). Oh and in the same vien, how is that Hilton girl going?? Is she still famous?