Being scarred for life thanks to the magic of the movies is one of the best parts of childhood.
Remember what it was like watching those grotesque Gremlins terrorize a town, seeing Freddy Kruger slash kids to death in their dreams or wanting to gauge your own eyes out after watching the Grand High Witch take off her mask?
Ah, good times.
If you are now the proud owner of a gaggle of tiny humans and want to scare the living daylights out of them, just like our parents did to us, boy do I have the movie for you.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is opening in cinemas Australia wide next Thursday, 21 June but before you jump online to purchase a family pass to beat the lines, there are a few things I need you to know.
First up, Fallen Kingdom is rated M, meaning it’s recommended for audiences 15 years and over (although kids of any age can see it if accompanied by a guardian), so it’s not as if it’s positioning itself as a kid’s movie, at least not on paper.
But with school holidays fast approaching and the lure of adventure and dinosaurs too strong to withstand, it’s the kind of movie a whole lot of children could end up seeing, especially considering the fact that this franchise also holds a special place in the hearts of their parents who were around to witness the original Jurassic Park magic.
So, by all means, takes your kids to see Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom…just be aware that it might damage their little souls or see them asking to sleep in your bed for the foreseeable future, because this version of Jurassic World veers a little towards the dark side.