John Mulaney was two hours late for his own intervention.
First, he had to stop at his drug dealer's apartment. Then to 30 Rockefeller Centre, the famous home of Saturday Night Live, where he requested a hair cut.
No, you cannot usually do that. As Mulaney puts it in his new Netflix comedy special Baby J, SNL is an Emmy-award winning TV series, not a "all-night pop-in barbershop".
But, faced with a former employee "coked out of [his] mind", the hair department obliged.
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It was December 18, 2020. Most of us had spent the year inside, living through lockdowns and quarantine measures. Those days were big for pyjamas. And beards. And just generally, not looking particularly polished. So, what a time for a fresh haircut.
Mulaney, 40, then travelled to the place he was actually meant to be that night – a college friend's house, for dinner. Or so he thought. It was actually the location of his intervention, where a dozen comics had gathered in-person and on Zoom to confront him about his drug addiction.