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Jessica Biel went for a walk, is DEFINITELY maybe pregnant.

 

 

 

There is no need for Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake to confirm their pregnancy. It is SO obvious.

In fact, they probably don’t even need to get ultrasounds, it’s that obvious.

This is the giveaway:

Jessica wore something LOOSE-FITTING.

Jessica WENT FOR A WALK.

Jessica STOOD NEAR TO HER HUSBAND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

Jessica even TOUCHED HER OWN STOMACH.

Geez, guys. Take a billboard out already.

  So really, it’s the most speculative of speculations. This is some actual sentences from actual publications reporting the PROOF of the actual (possible) pregnancy: ‘According to many commentators the timing of the pregnancy is perfect as Jessica is 32 and Justin is 33.’ (Inquisitr) ‘Biel didn’t accompany her husband to the show’s rehearsals on Friday.’ (Radar Online) ‘She has been covering up her stomach in recent photos.’ (Refinery) ‘Making sure not to do any heavy lifting, Jessica’s business partner and stylist Estee Stanley instead carried a huge disco mirror ball for the star as they left the store together.’ (Daily Mail)  

 

So we DEFINITELY KNOW that Jess is:

a) 32

b) not interested in going to her husband’s rehearsals every single day

c) not always showing her midriff

d) not carrying a large disco ball.

 

We DO NOT KNOW that she is:

a) pregnant.

 

But we will let you know if she confirms it, suddenly goes into labour, or gives it away AGAIN by wearing a loose top or big handbag. So obvious, Jess.

 

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Top Comments

Redted 10 years ago

Hilarious!! Jessica and Justin must get a good laugh from the shitty articles and speculation. I know I would if I was them. I'd have so much fun with the celebrity game. I'd go out with my gut hanging out, wearing a loose top, visit the liquor store and then stop for sushi haha! Imagine!!!


sailorgirl 10 years ago

can this site pleeeeeeeeeeeeease not turn into Woman's Day???

Fe 10 years ago

I believe they are making fun of Women's Day like articles with this one!

Brenda 10 years ago

I think you need to research the term sarcasm...

Ohsevenseven 10 years ago

I thought so too LOL

guest 10 years ago

Did you read this before commenting??