Oh.
Get excited.
The cocktails have been served, the drama is-a-brewin’, and three new potential Instagram stars love interests have just rocked up to paradise.
The three latest contestants to enter through the revolving sex door that is Bachelor in Paradise are Jarrod Woodgate, Megan Marx and Ali Oetjen.
You may remember Jarrod as the very intense red-faced man who was rejected by Sophie Monk in last year’s season of The Bachelorette.
Jarrod bought Sophie a pot plant and was determined to take her back to his vineyard and never let her go – but Sophie had other plans.
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She chose Stu Laundy over Jarrod in the finale and then Jarrod spent approximately 38485945 minutes walking down a beach bawling his eyes out and talking about his feelings to some confused-looking crabs.
It was very uncomfortable for everyone involved, especially for the crabs who were just tryin’ to do a crab walk across the beach.
Anyhoo, there’s plenty more beaches for Jarrod to cry on in paradise.
Megan Marx first appeared on our screens during Richie Strahan’s season of The Bachelor back in 2016, and from the outset, she seemed like a favourite to win his heart.