Two celebrities had 4 wedding ceremonies. And one of them was illegal.

James Blunt has said ‘Goodbye My Lover‘ but ‘hello my wife’ in no less than THREE secret ceremonies this month.

But one of the ceremonies was a little bit naughty.

British singer James, 40, and long-term girlfriend Sofia Wellesley, 29, supposedly tied the knot in a London registry office.

And THEN they had a secret religious ceremony in Majorca.

And THEN they broke the law.

Third time was not lucky. The newlyweds – who apparently just can’t have enough wedding ceremonies – had a third party on a beach in Ibiza.

However, they didn’t get the proper permits to close off the public beach for their ceremony, and pissed off some locals.

Last night, the local Ibiza government announced that they would be investigating the manner.

At any rate, Sofia is both a law graduate from Edinburgh University (where she was a classmate of Pippa Middleton) AND the granddaughter of the 8th Duke Of Wellington. And James is a super popular singer and a former army captain (which makes him friends with Prince Harry), and a bit of a prankster.

Army buddies James and Harry hanging out at the Invictus games.

So our guesses are: They’ll sort this out.

Next time they feel like having three wedding ceremonies though, they should read the fineprint of the Vengaboys song:

“We’re going to Ibiza, we’re going to have a party*.”

*IF WE GET PERMISSION FROM THE COUNCIL FIRST.

But wait! There’s more…

In other secret-celebrity-wedding news, Inception and Dark Knight Rises actor Tom Hardy married his long-term girlfriend Charlotte Riley in an 18th Century castle in France. TWO MONTHS AGO.

So many secret weddings this year. Our invites keep getting lost in the mail, clearly.

Congratulations Tom & Charlotte, and James & Sofia.

James Blunt is a cheeky bugger. Check out some of his funniest tweets:

He can also be really melancholy. Let’s hope he can sing some happier tunes now: