How did you meet your boyfriend?
In a bar? On Tinder? Through mutual friends? Eating the same strand of spaghetti at a dumpster-dog restaurant?
Ha, you old fashioned chump. That’s no way to meet the man of your dreams! Time to tune in to the workings of ultimate fangirl, Danielle Caesar, who for five long years stalked the man of her dreams on Twitter, until one day… she got her wish.
Twenty-one-year-old American actor Jake T. Austin is best know as Max Russo on the Disney Channel’s, Wizards of Waverley Place, and Jesus Foster on ABC Family’s The Fosters.
A cute, dimpled, all-American kinda heart throb, Jake was probably pretty used to screaming fangirls online….like, somewhere to the tune of 3.6 million Twitter followers, and 1.3 million Instagram followers.
One fan, however, screamed louder than the rest.
New Yorker Danielle Caesar spent the better part of the last five years Tweeting Jake, about Jake, for Jake, with pictures of Jake. Danielle loves Jake. See?
In 2011, Danielle finally got to meet Jake, and if we’re going to be honest, it all looked a bit awkward.
Anyway, from that little glimmer of hope (and scraping of DNA) Danielle was encouraged to continue her determined online stalking, and somehow, somehow, they are now dating.
No, seriously.
Two weeks ago Jake posted a photo of them looking rather cosy and without any visable restraining orders in bed, with the caption: “I’m crazy for her.”
Yeah, man.
Ah, young love – see, guys? This is what five years of stalking with do for you. Now if you excuse me, I have a few invasive tweets to send to Chris Hemsworth.
Top Comments
Pfft, Gilliam Anderson would never....well... it wouldn't hurt to just try..I guess...
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I gave you a thumbs up for the emoji - nice work!
5 years spamming and cyber stalking a celebrity and now it's portrayed as a romantic love story and not one mention of it being creepy, in fact it's actually being condoned. I give up.