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'Invisible Girlfriend' is a disturbing yet genius new thing that exists.

 

 

 

 

There is a new company called Invisible Girlfriend, and its sole purpose is to help men convince the nosey people in their lives that they have a special lady-love.

 

 

Invisible Girlfriend describes it like this:

 

Ever been trapped and forced to tell a lie, then another, until even you don’t know the truth? Maybe our real world boyfriends are in a same-sex relationship and they’re hiding the truth from disapproving relatives. Or maybe Becky, a Class 3 clinger, is bothering you at work because you don’t have a better half. Or you’re too invested in work to pursue romance.

Social media has mainstreamed the “relationship status” question. Today’s society, at least the coupled portion, doesn’t mind asking these pressing, super-personal questions of friends and coworkers. Are you LGBT? Deployed overseas? Focusing on a promotion? An Invisible Girlfriend can help you manage real-world distractions.

 

It’s basically a service that provides men with a virtual girlfriend, who will do everything from sending him texts and gifts, to leaving him voicemails or posting something romantic on his Facebook wall. But the ‘girlfriends’ are actually just fake personas created by the company, and all of the ‘romantic’ communicating is done by Invisible Girlfriend staff members.

A willing gentleman starts by picking a package:

It’s simple. We have different plans and packages that help you create a credible, believable Invisible Girlfriend. This will include a mix of physical and virtual proof. You will choose a girlfriend from our extensive library, customise her personality to your tastes, and decide how you will interact. Then you’ll be able to live your life the way you want.

 

 

The package determines the level communication you’ll be getting. So, do you want to be able to show your parents a photo? Do you want your friends to see that you’re ‘In a Relationship’ on Facebook? Do you want hand-written notes?

It all depends on how much you’re willing to spend, buddy:

 

And guess what ladies? Invisible Boyfriend is on its way.

#DreamComeTrue

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Top Comments

Aunty Elle 10 years ago

It is positively Stepford. ugh!


Laura 10 years ago

This is seriously disturbing and NOT brilliant.

Men should just respond to everyone that asks like Helen Mirren does when she is questioned by old boring men on why she doesn't have kids -

"No! F*** Off!"

I've decided that is going to be my answer from now on when others ask me about lack of kids or a partner.

michellesarah 10 years ago

Hah!!!