I always knew life was different for movie stars. They can appear without make-up in as many candid snaps as they like, but deep down, we all know that they are Not Like Us.
And now there’s proof: The gloriously gorgeous Elsa Pataky lives in a world different to mine.
She lives in a magical, mythical world. One where you can SEND PEANUT BUTTER TO SCHOOL LUNCH.
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I tried to be like Elsa once. It was a low moment. I wasn’t thinking straight. I wasn’t myself.
Oh, the shame.
This doesn’t happen in Elsa land.
Things are different there.
Beautiful men with arms to make you weep whip up freshly-baked cakes for their daughters.
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You can take your kids to a music festival without a breakout of foot-and-mouth disease and a meltdown in the toilet queue really messing with everyone’s high.
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A world where impossibly cute and stylish toddlers hand-feed you coffee every morning.
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And a world where peanut butter can go off to kindy.
* Disclaimer: I do think of the children. Honest. I know nut allergies are dangerous. I am just being facetious.